Mike: Are you watching “I Dream of Jeannie?”

Sara: Yep.

Mike: Duuuuuuude… I LOVE this show!

Sara: Huh?

Mike: Yeah, I used to watch this show all the time in middle school.

Sara: Ok. You realize I’m watching the original “I Dream of Jeannie,” right? It was made in the 60′s or something?

Mike: Yeah, Barbara Eden, man. She was the first white girl I ever fell in love with.

Sara: Seriously?

Mike: Hell yes. Hot white chick who lives in a cool-looking bottle and does your bidding? I was rubbing all KINDS of crap trying to get a white chick to pop out.